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Hello, alcohol poisoning.
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<3
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(via asdfghjkllove)
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You will never leave the house drunk again.
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10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a… -
It’s just a jump to the left…
and then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane~
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
*music fades*
(via completeopenbook)
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<33
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So I’m scrolling through tumblr as usual. Seeing all the sexual shit on my dashboard. And there’s something that’s always bothered me. I wish guys were more comfortable moaning/getting loud during sex. Like. I’m breathing all heavy and groaning and screaming all the time. But I just can’t help…
(via completeopenbook)
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dear tumblr,
yes. I am still alive.
kbye.
